COMING UP: SATANIC FAKE PROPHET’S BANQUET 31st DECEMBER 2019

LOCATION: Satanicville in Satan Kingdom, December 31, 2019. The year 2019 is about to end and a number of SATANIC FAKE PROPHETS will be issuing their FAKE PROPHECIES.

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AGENDA:
1.Draft Outline of Satanic Fake Prophecies for 2020
2.Listing of Satanic Fake Prophecies
3.Lecture by Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet, SuWuo PamBe
TOPIC: “How to Spread Dooms Day Satanic Fake Prophecy
4.Division of Labour: Drawing up the Satanic Fake Prophecy List
(Who issues what Satanic Fake Prophecy for the Year 2020)

IN ATTENDANCE:

Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet Dr. B.T. ShauJo
Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet Dr. SuWuO PamBe
Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet Dr. K.K. Evilaute
Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet Dr. Leulemman Duba Bika
Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet Dr Fiko Roodu

ALSO IN ATTENDANCE:

Members of the Satanic Fake Prophecy Declaration Team, in the persons of:

Agent Kunku
Agent Bank Account & Mobile Phones
Agent SUVs & Lorry Tyres
Agent V8s & Lorry Tyres
Agent Prophecy & Doom
Agent Death
Agent Banta
Agent Orange
Agent Satan and
Agent Fake

BANQUET OPEN FOR ONLY SNR. SATANIC FAKE PROPHETS FROM SATAN KINGDOM and their CONCUBINES

The Banquet will open with a prayer as follows:

OUR FAKE SATANIC FATHER, thou art in SATANIC KINGDOM;
May you continue to mislead our political leaders and direct them
Onto the Road of Corruption, graft, mismanagement
Onto the Road of Incompetence
Onto the Road of seeking Medical Care abroad instead of in their own countries
Onto the Road of Temptation
So that they will continue to Loot their nation’s coffers and the Resources of the Land

Our SATANIC FATHER, We, the Satanic Fake Prophets assembled here at this BANQUET pray that You harden their (Our Leaders) hearts to continue to show wickedness towards their people so that they be driven deeper and deeper into poverty, hopelessness and backwardness. The more hopeless and backward the people are, the easier it is for us, the SATANIC FAKE PROPHETS, to easily mislead them with our Fake Doom Prophecies.

Our SATANIC FATHER let our political leaders deny their own people a functioning basic education so that through the people’s IGNORANCE, our FAKE SATANIC PROPHECIES will be able to unsettle them (our congregation) to PAY more MONEY to us.

Our SATANIC FATHER, as you are aware, We, the Satanic Fake Prophets assembled here at this Banquet, have our PARADISE HERE ON EARTH. Let members of our CONGREGATION believe us when we tell them to SEEK the paradise ABOVE the Skies and NOT, repeat NOT, OUR PARADISE HERE ON EARTH.

Let them believe us and keep looking at the clouds above so that they will contribute their last cent to us, SATANIC FAKE PROPHETS, to continue to fill our Bank accounts, expand and modernise our PARADISE HERE ON EARTH; and buy more SUVs and V8s.
AMEN

“This is a very excellent SATANIC PRAYER,” says Snr Satanic Fake Prophet, Dr. SeWuO Pambe, adding, “when the people are ignorant, they will panic and believe our SATANIC DOOM PROPHECIES totally.”

Thanks to the political leaders who deny their people basic education, housing, health care, jobs, transportation and regular supply of clean water, the business (of Fake Prophecy) is booming, says Snr. Satanic Fake Prophet Dr. Leulemman Duba Biko.

The Banquet will announce the intention to issue “Far-Reaching” DOOM PROPHECIES for 2020. It was decided that the next Banquet will take place on 15th December 2020 at which the SATANIC DOOM PROPHECY LIST for 2021 will be released.

Meanwhile, the Satanic Fake Prophets have noted with regret that some of the 2019 Fake Prophecies could not materialise blaming it on lack of effective communication between the FAKE PROPHETS and their SATANIC FAKE FATHER.

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